Tommy Boy JS American Staffordshire Terrier Adult Male

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$400

Tommy Boy JS American Staffordshire Terrier Adult Male

Price:

$400

Location:

Rochester, NY

Description:

Meet Tommy Boy JSLove-ahs! Does anyone member that Saturday Day Night Live skit where Will Ferrel and Rachel Dratch make everybuddy uncomfurtable with their PDAs? I wanna do some Puppy Displays of Affection with you and make everybuddy uncomfurtable too!!!! I dont think you are going to be able to resist my muttnetic personality.I can totally relate to the choruffs of Taylor Swifts song Lover. Just listen Can I go where you go? Can we always be this close forever and ever? And ah, take me out, and take home! Youre mine, mine, mine mine, love-ah!!! Snuggling is my jam and jamming as close as possible to my human is my mission.To add to my snuggleability factor I was practically born wearing a snuggie or a onesie, my brindle pattern makes it look like I am wearing a striped argyle sweater with white socks. Not that I would ever do white socks and flip flops in the winter. My paperwork says that I am a 3 yr old 60 pound American Bulldog mix.I am a cuddle connoisseur trying to make up for a 2 year cuddle deficit, when I was kept in a hog pen for over 2 years of my life. No friends. No affection. No cuddles. No couches. It was a lonely existence. So now I stick to Foster Mom like a grass bur and crawl up in the lazy boy chair, to take a snoozle, I am allowed, that is why it is called a lazy boy chair, for lazy boys like me.When I am not hugging, canoodling or spooning, I like to play with squeaky toys and chew on bones. Cronchy toys are my favorite. You know the ones with the plastic bottles in them. I smush them down and always go for the ears furst. Speaking of ears, Taylor Swift might want to hold her hands over her ears for this part.I chase cats, so I need a no cat home. Sorry Tay Tay, we just wouldnt work out with you being a feline fanatic and all and I would hate to end up as one of your exs in a song.I am of course great at all the usual blah blah *Charlie brown adult sound* boring stuff that humans care about like : Potty trained, crate trained, knowledgeable on sit, lay and stay plus I am great around other dogs too. I am REALLY into Puppy Displays of Affection and have been known to nibble on a forearm or hand when I am overtly excited to see you!!! Foster Mommy usually switches her arm out for a stuffy toy, good move. I am looking for someone to be my love-ah for the rest of my days and nights. GOD'S DOGS Rescue, in San Antonio TX, does not have a shelter. Our dogs are raised in foster homes in the San Antonio area. Each dog comes spayed or neutered, up-to-date with age appropriate vaccinations, micro-chipped, heartworm tested and are current with monthly flea/tick and heartworm preventatives. ALL OF THIS IS INCLUDED IN THE ADOPTION FEE OF $400 for dogs over a year old, which also includes the cost of transportation to the assigned location. Medical records accompany each dog at the time of delivery and may be emailed to adopter prior to dog arrival if desired. Microchips will be automatically registered to the new owner after payment of adoption fee. The registration site we use is Michelson Found Animals which is free to use and update during the lifetime of your pet. Please allow 24-48 hours for the new information to appear on the website. God's Dogs will remain as a permanent back up registration for safety sake.Please visit our website http://godsdogsrescue.org/ for helpful information re: transport, our adoption process and application, volunteering and fostering, and photos of our dogs/pups looking for homes!!Thank you for wanting to adopt a rescued dog, their LIVES depend on it!

Breed:

American Staffordshire Terrier

Category:

Dogs

Details:

Adult

Sex:

Male

Posted:

October 27 2023 on Americanlisted